January 2010
5 posts
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Haiti heads for debt crisis as emergency loans... →
Stay classy, world!
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NASA To Outsource Space Travel To Private... →
Oh good, because here we were worried that the government was going to try and keep costs and space under public control!
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10 Americans Arrested Taking 33 Children Out Of... →
Yeah, because Jesus was totally down with kidnapping!
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In Cost Dispute, U.S. Halts Airlift of Haiti Quake... →
Payment first! Then we might consider saving your lives, suckas!
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Obama Beats the Crap Out of Questions From House... →
Also known as Obama Kicks Ass and Takes Names. The video is an hour long, but it’s like watching The Daily Show for an hour, but with the President.